Saturday, December 15, 2007

You know you're consumed by studying when...

I found this list in a friend's Facebook notes... and with her permission, am reproducing it here for your reading pleasure. I won't pretend that I'm coherent enough to be this creative at this point right before finals... this many 15-hour study days in a row is enough to shut down most basic cognitive functioning.

You know you're consumed by studying when...

10. You think osteoclasts are cute (white furry balls!)

9. It seems like you're studying more than breathing

8. Things that secrete mucus are mucous-secreting
(clarification for those not in our class: incorrect spelling = incorrect answer = no marks. because we don't have enough stress!)

7. Breaks consist of eating

6. You don't sleep, you nap

5. You look forward to sleeping

4. Taking a shower is a relaxing activity

3. A change of scene involves studying a different block

2. Hearing "6 days til the holidays" provokes fear, not excitedness

1. You think personal hygiene is an option, not a necessity

Okay... back to work!


2 comments:

puppybraille said...

This is great! So true. I'd love to see a few adaptations for social work.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and don't forget that chondrocyte != chondrocytes. And mucous cells don't secrete mucus, they secrete mucin ;)